Back to one everybody.
Ads I created.
Ads I watched other people create.
Listen. It wouldn’t hurt.
Okay, this might hurt. But take a look anyway.
I know I sure find myself fascinating.
How to reach me, my agents, my wife, my mechanic, my mistress and my confessor. But wait, there’s more! For a limited time only, you’ll also get bonus info, including my shoe size, dental records, prison record, and GPS tracking coordinates. Unless you’re trying real hard not to find me, go here.
Well, I've really only written one -- "Honk if you love Pâté" – but I'm planning to write some more.
